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teenbussy:

j6:

teenbussy:

what is sex, if you spell sex backwards it’s sin and I’m not having that

actually it spells xes so have as much of it as you want

how can you be so blind, it obviously spells sin, can you read


twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

Anonymous said: Bet you can't gif the entire Frozen.

chelseawelseyknight:

kristoffbjorgman:

u wanna bet m8?

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Holy fuck.

i-am-misha-too:

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

dipstick


stevviegriffin:

Your six pack is so hot, you left it in the car all day you should probably go put it in the fridge before you have soda all over your car.


enemaroberts:

iminhisbackpack:

iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

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blurrypicturesofolaf:

fixitfelixjnr:

father no

the weakest are fed to fuel the strong

blurrypicturesofolaf:

fixitfelixjnr:

father no

the weakest are fed to fuel the strong


me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

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